TOP THREE REASONS TO THANK ARCADE FIRE FANS!

Welcome to the final installment of my Arcade Fire fan-bashing sequence. For today’s post, top three reasons to thank the Arcade Fire fans!

1. You have proven through your posts on this site that you are a bunch of morons worth every bit of ire I have directed towards you. Thanks for helping me prove my point! (It was easy — you guys did all the work.) Case in point, posted by “YouSuckDicks” (what an adult name!): “i just wish you all the best, and hope you do get aids…”

2. You have unknowingly provided me and Axl with endless comedy all week long. Really, folks, thank you.

3. You have provided approximately 1726 other visitors to this site with entertainment so far this week (and Friday isn’t even over yet). I’m sure all of them thank you too.

It’s been real, folks! Stay tuned for next week’s series, “Why Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is the second most overrated band on the planet.”

Ciao!

-VN